Well, life has a funny way of sneaking up on you:
when you think everything's okay and everything's going right.
And life has a funny way of helping you out when you think everything's gone wrong and everything's blows up in your face.

A traffic jam when you're already late; a no-smoking sign on your cigarette break; it's like ten thousand spoons when all you need is a knife; it's meeting the man of my dreams... and then meeting his beautiful wife. And isn't it ironic... don't you think?
A little too ironic... and, yeah... I really do think